Track 2 of the “Bullfrog in Love” Album

Sorry little turtle friend
You didn’t deserve what you got
That’s just the way things go
in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot

Just ask Meredith
Michael got her pelvis good
I tried to make you better again
Made your shell as pretty as I could

Refrain:
I’m sorry Shelly
That I’m no good at puzzles
I’m sorry Shelly
That I smashed you again
Before we got to cuddle
You, you, you, you, you, you, you oughta know
Turtle baby, I loved you so

What can I say
To make things better
I gave you the best key chains
Even one made of leather

You didn’t get the funeral that you deserved
Like that stupid one Pam put together for that bird.
Let me tell you one more time…
(To Refrain)

Elizabeth Bates composed this song with the help of Michael Scott’s song parody muses.