Username: TravisBickle78
Headline: If you understand the username, you’re playing with house money.
Vitals: Male, 30s, New York
About the one I’m looking for:
If you can recognize James Rebhorn or Stephen Tobolowsky instead of referring to either actor as “that guy,” you’re in good shape. If you know who Min-Sik Choi is, I’m ready to talk marriage.
Summarized in a quote:
“How is it you know the name of every episode of that stupid television show, but you can’t remember to pay the phone bill?” (Free Enterprise, Mark’s soon-to-be ex-girlfriend)
My idea of our perfect first date:
Taking in the New York Philharmonic’s rendition of Brahm’s Fourth Symphony at Lincoln Center, followed by a bottle of pinot noir and prosciutto-wrapped pork tenderloin, basted in Dijon mustard, encased in phyllo dough. Then we watch Bloodsport.

Andrew Davie received an MFA in creative writing from Adelphi University. He taught English in Macau on a Fulbright Grant. In June of 2018, he survived a ruptured brain aneurysm and subarachnoid hemorrhage. His other work can be found in links on his website: asdavie.wordpress.com