From the depraved mind of Jim Carey comes this tale of cannibals who really dig Ace of Base and Culture Club. We follow the protagonist as she loses all of her limbs, does acid, and kidnaps a child.  I honestly could not hear much of the dialogue due to a constant sound of a chainsaw, but from what I could gather this woman was on her way to see The Dream (“I luv your girl”, “Falsetto”) but got lost at Burning Man along the way.  I give The Bad Bitch 8 stars. Keanu Reeves is tha baddest bitch though fr.

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