“Carly, we need to talk,” Jen said.
The woman in question nodded. “What you want? I’m watching Friends.”
She grimaced. “Your 90s obsession’s going too far. You barely go out, you eat nothing but junk food, you quote Backstreet Boys every day.”
“That’s the way I like it.”
Jen groaned.

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