Splinter in Winter

I got a splinter in the winter
now my body withers while
I shiver due to my splinter
I obtained in winter, like a
snake my body slithered when
I received a splinter in winter
but I did not let it hinder my
overall performance because
if I did let it hinder my job
I certainly would not be fired
and I am not old enough to
retire, when out in winter I
recommend to wear clothing
such as gloves that will prevent
splinters and other injuries

Zach Watson is fragile no matter the season. He shares BIZ TIPS for
The Daily Drunk. You can find his humorous poetry and other writing at

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