A banner of images of a lethargic turtle inhabited the width of my iPhone. Under the “People also search for” heading, the question we have all asked ourselves at one time or another: “Is Crush high in Finding Nemo?” I fall into this rabbit hole—er, whirlpool. The answer is unexpected; turtles eat jellyfish and the poison intoxicates. So, no, Crush isn’t high. But judging by his slurred words and droopy eyes it seems possible he’s had a couple extra swigs of Jellyfish Poison Shots™ (trademark pending).
Elizabeth Bates enjoys finding humor in strange places.