Biden is Leslie’s number one political hero
And look who is trying to topple the Trumpeter in Chief
In this beautiful wreck of a year
Ron Swanson loves Lagavulin and hates bananas.
So he’s a carbon copy of me
Minus the libertarianism.
The narrative arc of the entire show is phenomenal.
I seriously think about this multiple times a year
Ever since the season finale
And I cried this year when they all were in quarantine.
I think we’re all crying a little bit in quarantine.
If I could show you a GIF with April holding scissors
Below this line.
Bye bye lil’ Sebastian.
It had to be said.
You are five thousand candles in the fucking wind.
Kevin A. Risner has published My Ear is a Sieve, Lucid, and Five Seconds Could Last Five Years. He also has re-homed work in The Second Change Anthology by Variant Lit. He likes running and a nice scotch, but not at the same time.