Baby Yoda Hates Wookie Cookies

Baby Yoda woke up craving chicken nuggies. Mando was in a bad mood as usual and so the child knew he was on his own. He shuffled to the cantina and concentrated, using his all-knowing powers to locate the fridge. Alas, there was only a half gallon of rancid Bantha milk and a plate of Wookiee cookies. He sighed and shuffled back to the bog where he breakfasted on Naboo frogs again. He swore to himself that one day he would be powerful enough to obtain all the chickien nuggies in the galaxy with a wave of his three-fingered hand.

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