Attached attractive guy looking for same.

Am a good listener, and will handle your routine car maintenance.

Finally in a healthy relationship, but not sexually fulfilled.

You must have a buzz cut and be willing to enjoy dress up.

If intrigued, let’s meet Sunday at noon.

I’ll be wearing a Roseanne costume. You dress as Dan Connor, and I’ll pick you up in the ceiling fan aisle at Home Depot.

No killjoys.

Jeff Harvey lives in San Diego CA and is working on his first novel. His short stories have appeared in Stone of Madness Press, Salmon Creek Journal, Literary Yard, and Flash Fiction Magazine. Find him on Twitter @JeffHarveySD.