
I’m sure there is powerpoint in hell
Deep down in those levels
Dante couldn’t pierce.
Are there any questions
and is it okay to
want to violently beat to death
Those that do ask
for some clarification
of some minor point
that was just filler anyway!
Not a question but a comment one person says
and why not choke this bastard
who can not follow simple instructions?
I wore my best suit and tie
but I feel the effect is lost,
with my bleary eyed stare
and drool streaming from my lips.
Now I know why people
rob banks and sell drugs,
because drug dealers
never have to sit through
Powerpoint.
Japhy Mitchell is a poet and librarian who lives with his dog Tarkovsky. Their poems have been or scheduled to be published in several print and online publications, including Spiralbridge, Scissors & Spackle, BlogNostics, streetcake, Door is Ajar and The Legendary. Follow him on Instagram @poetjaphymitchell.