Trump Specialty Cocktails
Moscow Mule
Pornstar Martini
Dark n’Stormy
Pence Specialty Cocktails
Old Fashioned
Corpse Reviver
Hors d’Oeuvres
Puffed-Up Pastry
Crude-ités
Deviled Eggs (If Mother Approves)
McNuggets
Amuse Bouche
‘Thigh’ Shrimp Salad
Radical Purée
Soup
Snapping Turtle
(Mitch McConnell Recipe)
Salad
Tossed, Chopped & Shredded
Unconstitutional Dressing
Fish
Pufferfish
Poached in a Civil Rights Reduction
First Main ‘Coarse’
Bambi
Liberal Tears Seasoning
Palate Cleanser
Champagne Jello Shots
Served On Trump Chocolate Commemorative Coins
Second Main Course
Chicken á la King
Over Rue-the-Day Antifa-sta
Cheese Course
Kraft Cheese Whiz
Puttin’ On The Ritz Crackers
Dessert
Baked Alaska
Arctic National Wildlife Refuge Oil Flambé
President-Elect Joe Biden’s Inaugural Dinner Menu
Zoom Potluck
Nancy Franklin has been published in The Daily Drunk, Points In Case and the Los Angeles Times. She enjoys cold beer and flaming shots of tequila, even when writing. Follow her on Twitter, @mirthquakes_.