A hot sauce death that comes with
a warning label
do not eat without dilution
as man
with several beers in him
I take no notice
of mere mortals
splashing the sauce
all over my quinoa
and free range chicken breast
900 times hotter than a jalapeno
I laughed
until it hit my stomach
hell’s hottest inferno unleashed
spending the subsequent hour
praying to a porcelain god
don’t fear the reaper
fear ultra death sauce.
James Lilley from Swansea, Wales is a father of three who works as engineer. He has had work published in numerous publications since first submitting in August 2020. Won Versifications Punk of the Year 2020 and has poetry book The Blue Hour due for publication by Close To The Bone in Jan’21. He his a retired professional boxer and active MMA and BKB fighter.