They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but when I eat apples, my hyper-sensitive stomach
churns, and makes noises much like the jets
that fly over my house and drown out
the very important thing someone said on the phone,
or on the news, or in the movie, which irritates me
because I can’t hear as it is, having suffered
severe ear infections as a child, so I stupidly smile
at loud parties in response to anything, praying
someone didn’t just tell me their dog died
because I know how devastating that is,
but animals and people die all the time
no matter how many apples they ate
so what’s the point, except that apples
are so sweet and juicy and crunchy,
and Dutch Apple Pies are my favorite,
so I guess the point is to eat the apples
because you’re going to hurt in this life,
important words will go unheard and unsaid,
and everything you love will die,
so why not have just a little bit of deliciousness
every day, even if your stupid sensitive stomach
riots violently against it.
Lisa Lerma Weber lives in San Diego where there are breweries on every corner. Her words and photography have appeared in print and online. She is a prose editor for Versification. Follow her on Twitter @LisaLermaWeber