A Complete Timeline of Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez’s Relationship, As Told Through AIM Away Messages



What a night! Met J.Lo and got her autograph! Gonna frame and hang it in my bedroom IMMEDIATELY, brb!

Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play.”

– Mike Singletary



Big thanks 2 all the Yankees fans who came out 2night! Especially the one and only *Jennifer Lopez* and her husband, Marc something or another. 

Your biggest opponent isn’t the other guy. It’s human nature.” 

– Bobby Knight


Have you ever felt *eLeCtRiCiTy* from just one handshake?   >>> Off to get my beauty sleep *zzzzzz*

~cAuSe i’M dReAmIn’ oF yOu tOnIgHt~


OneHotARod: Just ran into J.Lo, dressed as Harlee from Shades of Blue! Think I’ve got a newfound respect for the NYPD 😉

You were born to be a player. You were meant to be here. This moment is yours.”

– Herb Brooks


>> Never be afraid to take a chance on LOVE <<

~wOuLd yOu mInD iF i tOoK tHe tImE tO gEt tO kNoW yOu?~


*BRB* about to text the girl of my dreams <3 <3 <3

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” 

-Wayne Gretzky


BBS, watching my man slay ball!

~aNd i wAnNa kNoW if I cOuLd bE yOuR gIrL~



Packing for the big move with Jennifer. Free pizza and beer if you can help! JK!!! That’s what ball boys are for LOL!

Make each day your masterpiece.”

– John Wooden


Versace time! Off to the Met Gala with my man 😉 

~’cAuSe i wAnNa bE dAnCiN’ aLL nIgHt lOnG~


Out for a joint birthday celebration with my macho! Remember, the best presents in life are the ones that can’t be gift wrapped.

~mY loVe dOn’T cOsT a tHiNg~



Not every ring is an engagement ring, people!

~dOn’T bE fOoLeD bY tHe rOckS tHaT i gOt~


Why don’t melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! LOL!!!

I always felt that my greatest asset was not my physical ability, it was my mental ability.”

– Bruce Jenner



Spending the night admiring my new bling. Guess he liked it, because he put a ring on it!

~i fEeL lUcKy LikE a fOuR lEaF cLoVeR~


*brb* currently DYING over the note we just received from the **Obamas!**

The five S’s of sports training are: stamina, speed, strength, skill, and spirit; but the greatest of these is spirit.”

– Ken Doherty


Testing out sunnies from my new line with A.G. <3. Life is all about **seLf eXpReSsIoN.**

~LiKe tHe sTaRs aBoVe, i’m gOnNa sHiNe.~


Jennifer’s prepping for a new role, so we’re off to the strip club for “research.” Work work work!  😉 😉 😉

If you can’t outplay them, outwork them.”

– Ben Hogan


Off to watch Jen film SNL!! Hope you enjoy all the dad jokes I suggested! LOL! 😉 🙂

“The more difficult the victory, the greater the happiness in winning.”

– Pele



SUPERBOWL 2020! Just a reminder, I’m still hotter than Shakira.

~wHaT yOu gEt iS wHaT yOu sEe~


Busy rescheduling all of our wedding vendors. Thanks a lot, Covid!

How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you are a winner or a loser.”

– Lou Holtz



Southern Charm or Southern Charmless? Food for thought… 😉

~wOuLd’Ve gIvEn aNyThInG tO bE yOuR oNe aNd oNLy~


I guess not all love stories are like the movies. 🙁

~tHoUgHt iT wOuLd lAsT bUt tHeRe’s nO fOrEvEr~


🙁 🙁 🙁

It ain’t over till it’s over.”

– Yogi Berra


J.LO beauty is in stores now!

~i’M sTilL, i’M sTilL jEnNy fRoM tHe bLoCk~

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