A Complete Timeline of Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez’s Relationship, As Told Through AIM Away Messages

1999

OneHotARod: 

What a night! Met J.Lo and got her autograph! Gonna frame and hang it in my bedroom IMMEDIATELY, brb!

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“Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play.”

– Mike Singletary

2005

OneHotARod: 

Big thanks 2 all the Yankees fans who came out 2night! Especially the one and only *Jennifer Lopez* and her husband, Marc something or another. 

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“Your biggest opponent isn’t the other guy. It’s human nature.” 

– Bobby Knight

JennyFromDaBl0k: 

Have you ever felt *eLeCtRiCiTy* from just one handshake?   >>> Off to get my beauty sleep *zzzzzz*

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~cAuSe i’M dReAmIn’ oF yOu tOnIgHt~

2015

OneHotARod: Just ran into J.Lo, dressed as Harlee from Shades of Blue! Think I’ve got a newfound respect for the NYPD 😉

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“You were born to be a player. You were meant to be here. This moment is yours.”

– Herb Brooks

JennyFromDaBl0k: 

>> Never be afraid to take a chance on LOVE <<

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~wOuLd yOu mInD iF i tOoK tHe tImE tO gEt tO kNoW yOu?~

OneHotARod: 

*BRB* about to text the girl of my dreams ❤ ❤ ❤

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“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” 

-Wayne Gretzky

JennyFromDaBl0k: 

BBS, watching my man slay ball!

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~aNd i wAnNa kNoW if I cOuLd bE yOuR gIrL~

2017: 

OneHotARod: 

Packing for the big move with Jennifer. Free pizza and beer if you can help! JK!!! That’s what ball boys are for LOL!

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“Make each day your masterpiece.”

– John Wooden

JennyFromDaBl0k: 

Versace time! Off to the Met Gala with my man 😉 

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~’cAuSe i wAnNa bE dAnCiN’ aLL nIgHt lOnG~

JennyFromDaBl0k: 

Out for a joint birthday celebration with my macho! Remember, the best presents in life are the ones that can’t be gift wrapped.

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~mY loVe dOn’T cOsT a tHiNg~

2018:

JennyFromDaBl0k: 

Not every ring is an engagement ring, people!

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~dOn’T bE fOoLeD bY tHe rOckS tHaT i gOt~

OneHotARod: 

Why don’t melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! LOL!!!

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“I always felt that my greatest asset was not my physical ability, it was my mental ability.”

– Bruce Jenner

2019:

JennyFromDaBl0k: 

Spending the night admiring my new bling. Guess he liked it, because he put a ring on it!

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~i fEeL lUcKy LikE a fOuR lEaF cLoVeR~

OneHotARod: 

*brb* currently DYING over the note we just received from the **Obamas!**

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“The five S’s of sports training are: stamina, speed, strength, skill, and spirit; but the greatest of these is spirit.”

– Ken Doherty

JennyFromDaBl0k: 

Testing out sunnies from my new line with A.G. <3. Life is all about **seLf eXpReSsIoN.**

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~LiKe tHe sTaRs aBoVe, i’m gOnNa sHiNe.~

OneHotARod: 

Jennifer’s prepping for a new role, so we’re off to the strip club for “research.” Work work work!  😉 😉 😉

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“If you can’t outplay them, outwork them.”

– Ben Hogan

OneHotARod: 

Off to watch Jen film SNL!! Hope you enjoy all the dad jokes I suggested! LOL! 😉 🙂

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“The more difficult the victory, the greater the happiness in winning.”

– Pele

2020:

JennyFromDaBl0k: 

SUPERBOWL 2020! Just a reminder, I’m still hotter than Shakira.

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~wHaT yOu gEt iS wHaT yOu sEe~

OneHotARod: 

Busy rescheduling all of our wedding vendors. Thanks a lot, Covid!

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“How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you are a winner or a loser.”

– Lou Holtz

2021:

JennyFromDaBl0k: 

Southern Charm or Southern Charmless? Food for thought… 😉

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~wOuLd’Ve gIvEn aNyThInG tO bE yOuR oNe aNd oNLy~

JennyFromDaBl0k: 

I guess not all love stories are like the movies. 😦

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~tHoUgHt iT wOuLd lAsT bUt tHeRe’s nO fOrEvEr~

OneHotARod: 

😦 😦 😦

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“It ain’t over till it’s over.”

– Yogi Berra

JennyFromDaBl0k: 

J.LO beauty is in stores now!

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~i’M sTilL, i’M sTilL jEnNy fRoM tHe bLoCk~

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