Good mum has made an appearance today
She’s bright and cheery
And fucking annoying if I’m being totally honest
I bet she’s high on prescription pain meds again
I’m telling you no one can be that happy in the morning
She does the dishes
Makes a beautiful meal from scratch
No microwave dinners for her children
No sir
Bad mum is rolling her eyes
And lounges on the sofa
Bad mum has Just Eat on speed dial
Her kids bring her cups of tea
Wearing worried expressions
Are you okay mum?
She nods, wincing because everything hurts like a mother
Meanwhile good mum is changing bed sheets
Mopping floors
She is blathering on about planting garden bulbs again
For the love of God please shut up woman! you beg
You can’t get her voice out of your damn head
Just get up, you can do this! she smiles sweetly
Youflip her the bird and hiss “Satan” under your breath.
Then she’s gone
And the laundry piles up
And there’s no milk
And it’s a takeaway tonight kids
And And And
I’m so bloody tired
Bad mum misses good mum
Lisa Mary Armstrong lives in Scotland with her children. She tutors law and researches women and children’s experiences of the criminal justice system. In her spare time she enjoys reading and writing poetry and fiction and playing the piano. You kind find her on twitter @earlgrey79_lisa nattering about poetry, law and other nonsense.