Or “A Haiku retelling of Kevin Malone’s Notorious Plight”

Down he goes, oh no
The beans have made friends alright
Sinking in carpet

He desperately scoops
Tries to amend this grave sin
Who would eat it now?

For the audience
This was a nice cold open
For Kevin, it’s hell




Michael Gray is a freelance writer (who actually just writes short poems whenever he gets the urge) from Roxboro, NC. He hopes to use his writing to bring smiles to faces.