The absolute best things about NYC:
- Nobody just “drops by”
- No lawn to mow
- Totally, utterly anonymous
- Elevators
- The subway
- NYPD
- 5th Avenue
- Parades
- Street Fairs
- Greenwich Village
- Carnegie Deli
- SNL
- Williamsburg
- NYU
- Visitors from all over the world
- No car to park
- Jaywalking
The absolute worst things about NYC:
- Jaywalking
- No car to park
- Visitors from all over the world
- NYU
- Williamsburg
- SNL
- Carnegie Deli
- Greenwich Village
- Street Fairs
- Parades
- 5th Avenue
- NYPD
- The subway
- Elevators
- Totally, utterly anonymous
- No lawn to mow
- Nobody, and I mean nobody, just “drops by”
J. Edward Kruft has lived in NYC for more nearly 32 years and he is Editor-in-Chief at trampset, thereby proving that the two are not mutually exclusive. His fiction is at www.jedwardkruft.com and he can be found on twitter @jedwardkruft.