Discernments

The absolute best things about NYC:

  • Nobody just “drops by”
  • No lawn to mow
  • Totally, utterly anonymous
  • Elevators
  • The subway
  • NYPD
  • 5th Avenue
  • Parades
  • Street Fairs
  • Greenwich Village
  • Carnegie Deli
  • SNL
  • Williamsburg
  • NYU
  • Visitors from all over the world
  • No car to park
  • Jaywalking

The absolute worst things about NYC:

  • Jaywalking
  • No car to park
  • Visitors from all over the world
  • NYU
  • Williamsburg
  • SNL
  • Carnegie Deli
  • Greenwich Village
  • Street Fairs
  • Parades
  • 5th Avenue
  • NYPD
  • The subway
  • Elevators
  • Totally, utterly anonymous
  • No lawn to mow
  • Nobody, and I mean nobody, just “drops by”





J. Edward Kruft has lived in NYC for more nearly 32 years and he is Editor-in-Chief at trampset, thereby proving that the two are not mutually exclusive. His fiction is at www.jedwardkruft.com and he can be found on twitter @jedwardkruft.

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