That afternoon, following quite a busy morning, Rabbit sat down and crossed the final item off of his to-do list:
Replenish honey eaten (again) by PoohMend the fence around the rutabaga patch damaged (again) by TiggerFind Eeyore’s tail (again)Collect debris that Roo has left (again) along the path to the Sandy PitSweep and mop interior floors dirtied (again) by PigletListen (again) to Owl’s incessant droningFill the holes Gopher has (again) dug around the cabbagesHarvest the (again) too small carrots, beets, and turnipsPrepare lunch for Christopher Robin and plead (again) for better fertilizerBury the bodies
Matt Schultz has transitioned from drinking stouts to quaffing lagers. It’s summer, drunks!