Complete the questionnaire for a customized synopsis of your love life along with your Dream Date. You’ll be amazed at the accuracy.
- What is your “dream” first date?
- Coffee at Burger King
- Visit a sex club after splitting the check on Poke
- 1990s movie trivia night with your book club
- Profession of your “dream” date?
- Makes lots of money, how doesn’t matter
- Works at a gun range
- Who is the most sexually appealing to you?
- Nicki Minaj
- Pre-1990 Mickey Rourke
- Post-1990 Mickey Rourke
- Which of the following would you find most appalling in a date?
- Owns Charo’s Greatest Long Songs Volume 3 on cassette tape
- Owns a washer/dryer
- Has a landline
- How do you order your movie popcorn?
- Only eats green M&Ms at the movies
- At what point in a relationship are you ready to make a commitment?
- After seeing them naked
- Before seeing them naked
- While seeing them naked
- Would you consider hooking up in a car on a first date?
- Of course
- What’s the make and model of the car?
- I only travel on public transportation
Add up the points received for each question:
Choice 1 = 5 points
Choice 2 = 3 points
Choice 3 = 1 point
Choice 4 = ½ point
Total your score and check below for your customized love life synopsis and Dream Date.
You’re conservative but you’ve got a wild streak, a streak that has gotten you into trouble.
Dream Date: Ryan Seacrest or Omarosa Manigault Newman
You’re afraid of the truth.
Dream Date: Johnny Depp
You know your likes and dislikes.
Dream Date: Any member of BTS
You’re fun to date, but you’re not going to get a marriage proposal any time soon.
Dream Date: Taylor Swift or Sharon Stone
You’re odd but content with your life. You have a chance at happiness.
Dream Date: Alanis Morrissette, Steve Buscemi, Cher or Tiffany Haddish
Less than 10
You don’t have a lot going for you. Learn how to be the best friend.
Dream Date: Jerry O’Connell or Lindsay Graham