I got blocked by Stone Cold Steve Austin on Twitter. I honestly don’t know what I did to deserve such a thing. All I did was @ him, asking him to Stone Cold Stunner random people. I don’t know where I went wrong. That’s what he’s known for! I couldn’t understand why Stone Cold would turn his God-given gift of a super power and not Stunner people, regardless of wrongdoing. Does he not like being bothered during his off-duty? Maybe I assumed wrong, and Stone Cold didn’t like that I was trying to take advantage of him. I mean how the hell do you even explain to others that you were blocked by Hall of Famer, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Of course they’re going to ask, “what did you do to him?” And then I have to play dumb, knowing exactly what I did. I’m sorry, Stone Cold. I didn’t mean to harass you. I was just excited I could interact with my favorite wrestler ever. If you’re reading this, my bad. I’d like to offer an apology Budweiser. But, you probably would just Stunner me. So I guess I won’t even bother and stay blocked forever.

Ryan lives in New York. He enjoys video games, science fiction, and comedy. His favorite show is Curb your Enthusiasm.