Reason for leaving?
to be honest, I’ve grown tired
of this place
That is impossible, this place is pure adrenaline
see you say that but you are this place
so you’re biased
What’s your point?
here’s my room key, I’d like to
take the elevator back to the surface
You will miss us.
What if we give you a discount, only half your consciousness for the remainder of the stay?
I don’t know what I’d do with half a consciousness and I
don’t think you do either so
let’s just go ahead and continue with the checkout.
We’re adding a continental breakfast.
that will be good for whoever falls in
here next but
I’m looking forward to getting back to
thank you very much
But you’re our most famous consciousness.
not my problem
Josh Sippie lives in New York City, where he is the Director of Publishing Guidance at Gotham Writers and an Associate Editor of Uncharted Mag. When not writing, he can be found wondering why he isn’t writing. More at joshsippie.com or Twitter @sippenator101.