Reason for leaving?

to be honest, I’ve grown tired

of this place

That is impossible, this place is pure adrenaline

see you say that but you are this place

so you’re biased

What’s your point?

here’s my room key, I’d like to

take the elevator back to the surface

You will miss us.

doubt it

What if we give you a discount, only half your consciousness for the remainder of the stay?

I don’t know what I’d do with half a consciousness and I

don’t think you do either so

let’s just go ahead and continue with the checkout.

We’re adding a continental breakfast.

that will be good for whoever falls in

here next but

I’m looking forward to getting back to

Eggs Mandalore

thank you very much

But you’re our most famous consciousness.

not my problem

Josh Sippie lives in New York City, where he is the Director of Publishing Guidance at Gotham Writers and an Associate Editor of Uncharted Mag. When not writing, he can be found wondering why he isn’t writing. More at joshsippie.com or Twitter @sippenator101.