
Bike cop?
Bike cop
Bike cop!
I can attest that I have
read only six pages of
Infinite Jest, I don’t gamble
or bet but I bet windowless
casinos have central air –
I bare my soul barely before
6 A.M. night owls hoot for
some Tylenol PM or so I can
only imagine
If I was going over the limit
blame Spider-Man or Danny Phantom
you’re right – those are cartoons
no one is laughing
Bike cop! Do you ever stop
to wonder about dinosaurs
in ugly Christmas sweaters?
Or is that some kind of witch hex?
What if we – that is right,
I said I don’t bet – darn it.
Guess you’ll need to let me go
Great talk, very thorough
No?
…no.
Zach was inspired to write this after listening to Aesop Rock.