K.Blair (they/she) failed chemistry and biology so will probably never be a mad scientist . She has most recently been published in Carmen et Error, the Hello, How Can I Help You Today Anthology, and Fruit Journal. Their microchap ‘Jesus Loves You, God Hasn’t Decided Yet’ is available as part of Ghost City Press’s Summer Series 22. If found on Twitter: @WhattheBlair, Instagram: @urban_barbarian, or their website, www.kblair.co.uk, please return to sender.