There Once Was A Diplodocus

There once was a diplodocus
Whose favourite film was Hocus Pocus
He’d watch it while drinking cheap wine
Wishing he knew where to draw the drunk line
Because he knew in the morning he never could focus.


 

Rachel Hessom can be followed on Twitter @patientandkind2.

Categories: Dinosaurs

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