1.
Terry terradactyl
Popped a little sleeping pill
He would have been a sleeping still
If he hadn’t flown into a big old hill
Smacked into a brontosaurus
Who said ‘ How come you never saw us?’
Terry says he’s taking forty winks
We know what brontosaurus thinks
Terry’s words are slurred
His beak is bent
And his flying stinks!
2.
Bertram Brontosaurus
Born April 26th, a Taurus
Joined the Am-Dram chorus
Bertram hopes it will not bore us
They’re doing Brigadoon
Though Berty couldn’t carry a tune
In a bucket
But he says fuck it
Swiggs a bottle or two of vodka
Before heading out to do the Opera
Better stick to karaoke
If you don’t want other Dino’s
To think you’re just a brontojokey
Graham Bibby can be followed on Twitter @gtmaddison.