Dad Fashion and Doctrine

Puma shorts, Vans tee, Reef sandals. Mormonism: cult, or denomination? Hurley hat, O’Neill boardies, Billabong tank top. Infant baptism: covenant relationship, or don’t throw your pearls before swine?  Cowboys hoodie, Flyers sweats, Pirates bucket hat. Catholicism: the pope is a heretic, or who gives a fuck? Adidas tracksuit, Fila headband, Air Max 1 shoes. My fashion sense is ecumenical, like Billy Graham holding hands with the Catholics.


T.L. States would like to thank Beastie Boys and the Genius, for the inspirado. And since we’re talking inspirado, Tenacious D, too. His work is here and there, and he’s on Twitter @epmornsesh.

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