- in the dentist chair, mid teeth cleaning
- in the shower
- on a plane
- at a Jamba Juice (when you order Big Bird’s favorite smoothie)
- doing a trust fall when Big Bird is supposed to catch you
- doing a trust fall when you’re supposed to catch Big Bird
- at a square dancing event
- in a mosh pit
- on a hot air balloon
- at the gym, when Big Bird is doing jumping jacks
- at the laundromat, when Big Bird is out of quarters
- on a trampoline, playing popcorn with Big Bird
- on a water bed
- on a space shuttle during zero gravity
- in a karate class
- while parasailing
- while playing Mario Kart (when Big Bird is losing)
- anywhere really
Catie Wiley is a lesbian writer from Maryland. She’s a contributing editor for Story Magazine and a poetry reader for the winnow magazine. Her work appears in Little Old Lady Comedy, Southchild Lit, and HAD among others. Find her on twitter @catiewiley or at catiewiley.wordpress.com