• in the dentist chair, mid teeth cleaning
• in the shower
• on a plane
• at a Jamba Juice (when you order Big Bird’s favorite smoothie)
• doing a trust fall when Big Bird is supposed to catch you
• doing a trust fall when you’re supposed to catch Big Bird
• at a square dancing event
• in a mosh pit
• on a hot air balloon
• at the gym, when Big Bird is doing jumping jacks 
• at the laundromat, when Big Bird is out of quarters 
• on a trampoline, playing popcorn with Big Bird
• on a water bed
• on a space shuttle during zero gravity 
• in a karate class
• while parasailing 
• while playing Mario Kart (when Big Bird is losing)
• anywhere really
  
  
  

Catie Wiley is a lesbian writer from Maryland. She’s a contributing editor for Story Magazine and a poetry reader for the winnow magazine. Her work appears in Little Old Lady Comedy, Southchild Lit, and HAD among others. Find her on twitter @catiewiley or at catiewiley.wordpress.com