- “Jokes? Where we’re going we don’t need jokes.”
- “Frankly, my son, I don’t give a damn that your joke was published.”
- “No one’s looking at your tweets, kid.”
- “You’re gonna need a bigger twitter following.”
- “Son, I have a feeling you’re not getting paid for that joke you got published.”
- “Of all the careers in all the industries in all the world, you walk into comedy.”
- “Keep your friends close, but your resume closer.”
- “You talkin’ to a therapist?”
- “There’s no space at home.”
- “This is the beginning of an ugly dependency.”
- “Bonds. Invest in bonds.”
- “To affinity and those bonds!”
- “I see dead dreams.”
- “You’ll be back (for money).”
- “You lost me at ‘Hello, I need money’.”
- “I am serious, and don’t call me for money.”
- And then he came around: “Heeeeere’s money!”
Original Quotes:
- “Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.” – Back to the Future
- “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” – Gone With The Wind
- “Here’s looking at you, kid.” – Casablanca
- “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” – Jaws
- “Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” – The Wizard of Oz
- “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.” – Casablanca
- “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.” – The Godfather: Part II
- “You talkin’ to me?” – Taxi Driver
- “There’s no place like home.” – The Wizard of Oz
- “This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.” – Casablanca
- “Bond. James Bond.” – James Bond
- “To infinity and beyond.” – Toy Story
- “I see dead people.” – The Sixth Sense
- “I’ll be back.” – Terminator
- “You had me at ‘hello’” – Jerry Maguire
- “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.” – Airplane
17. “Here’s Johnny!” – The Shining
Eli is a newbie writer with far-too-extensive knowledge of television, The Office in specific. Due to his lack of a real social life, Eli writes stuff that he hopes will make strangers on the internet laugh. He is single.