You know, it’s nights like this,

after Taco Tuesdays in the Saloon,

that I really reconsider choosing

to live in a sewer.

Please leave the door open

on your way out.

Jay Rafferty is a redhead, an uncle and an eejit. He is the Social Media Manager for Sage Cigarettes Magazine and a Best of the Net nominee. His poetry has previously featured in several journals including Capsule Stories, Lights on the Horizon, Broken Spine Arts and the Alcala Review. When not losing games of pool he, sometimes, writes stuff. You can follow him on Twitter @Atlas_Snow