Suffering from a raging case of superhero fandom that’s slightly above the legal limit? Reach for a bottle of tequila and tune in to She Hulk: Attorney at Law.
But don’t just grab any bottle of tequila. Try Tequila Reposado 100 Años (Made with Blue Agave). It’s pretty smooth, with oak and spice and a hint of something sweeter. Also, it tastes like what a good cigar store smells like, when you go in—but without actually having to lick the store.
Just a shot or two pairs well with every fight scene She-Hulk is in, and she’s probably down for a girls’ night out, which would be epic. Imagine the bar brawls! And when it’s all over, she can represent you in court.
Other things you might want to take along (besides the above-mentioned tequila) on a girls’ night out with She-Hulk:
–Cheese snacks to eat with chopsticks: Obviously, She-Hulk enjoys a tasty snack, but she doesn’t want powdered cheese stuck under her nails. How intimidating would it be if she were to tear a major monster apart, but they noticed she had orange stuff on her fingers? Not very.
–Several changes of clothes: Because…bar brawls.
–A videographer: She likes to look at a camera and talk directly to viewers, and no, you can’t make faces behind her back while she’s talking to the camera—for legal reasons.
–Your best burp: There will be a burping contest, and it will be fabulously unladylike and legendary.
Closing Arguments: Your girls’ night out with She-Hulk has just been greenlit.
Cecilia Kennedy once taught Spanish and English courses in Ohio for many years. She now lives in the Greater Seattle area, and writes horror stories. Her blog (Fixin’ Leaks and Leeks: https://fixinleaksnleeksdiy.blog/) chronicles her humorous (and perhaps scary?) attempts at cooking and home repair.