December 12, 2020 Daily Drunk

Hero Upholds Social Distancing Rules Despite Severing Finger

December 12, 2020 Daily Drunk

Confused Liberal Doesn’t Know What To Do With His Stimulus Check

December 12, 2020 Daily Drunk

Boy wears shoes on Bouncy Castle, Opens Portal to Hell

December 11, 2020 Daily Drunk

This Veterans Day— Don’t Forget the Real Heroes: American Coast Guard Chefs who served in the late 1980s

December 11, 2020 Daily Drunk

Kendall Jenner Looking For ‘The One’ At Upcoming NBA Draft

December 11, 2020 Daily Drunk

Naked Woman Dragged from Japanese Restaurant

December 11, 2020 Daily Drunk

LinkedIn Post: Professional Good Luck Charm Now Available for Your Loser of a Sports Team

December 10, 2020 Daily Drunk

After a Late Night Quarantine Viewing of David Lynch’s DUNE, President Trump Telling Fox News About This Great Guy He Met Once

December 10, 2020 Daily Drunk

Undecided Voter Doesn’t Submit Absentee Ballot, Instead Uses It for ‘Really Sick’ Paper Airplane

December 10, 2020 Daily Drunk

Results of the Super-Spreader Halloween Costume Contest